"Sir,
Am I alone in discovering that the less able I am to stand on one leg, the more likely I am to get my big toe caught in my knickers when dressing in the morning? Do your readers have any helpful suggestions?"
Yours etc. "
Thursday, 14 May 2009
A Letter to The Times of London on the vexing subject of dressing oneself in the morning
I'm thinking of writing to The Times on a matter of national - nay, international - import.
"Sir,
Am I alone in discovering that the less able I am to stand on one leg, the more likely I am to get my big toe caught in my knickers when dressing in the morning? Do your readers have any helpful suggestions?"
Yours etc. "
"Sir,
Am I alone in discovering that the less able I am to stand on one leg, the more likely I am to get my big toe caught in my knickers when dressing in the morning? Do your readers have any helpful suggestions?"
Yours etc. "
Oh dear, Chrissie.....
ReplyDeleteDid they shrink in the wash.....?
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Sounds like it's time to sit down on the job. Mind you, when they're that size how could you possibly miss!
ReplyDeleteAnne
Hahhahaha, I love the picture of those knickers! :)
ReplyDeleteThose aren't knickers - they are definitely drawers!
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